so....here's my 30 second review of the CW's new "Melrose Place" remake.

It didn't suck as hard as I thought it would. Katie Cassidy shows some real promise as the show's slutty biatch. She seems to be the driving talent that's for sure. Ashlee Simpson (Wentz) didn't hurt anything...which is surprising. The hot guy from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is in it. Unfortunatley without his accent.

I was completely lost halfway into it, but then did anyone know what was going on in the original either?

Rating: 3/5 (as a show) 4/5 (as a remake of a show)

Watching Pattern: when i feel like it.